Mobile Phones Kills Sperms

Now! Now! We used to hear some time ago that mobile phones were causing cancer. That story has not even died, and now this! This report was on BBC, Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'. Have a read...

What am I thinking? Firstly we do not communicate with our testicles, do we? Or, do you know of anyone who places the phone by his testicles and screams down at his crotch! Maybe there are some people who have their testicles hanging where their ears should be?? Well I am not even going to be thinking where some of the other organs might be!

Now we know where all the research funding goes. We have these white overalled men and women of science who go around, placing mobile phones next to peoples testicles and then do a sperm count.

What I don't get here is, how useful is this finding. True, we all now know never to have a mobile conversation using your testicles. A life and death finding. How interesting, that it is going to change the way people use their mobile phones. From now on people will use their ears.

Acording to the finding, sperm count drops. If someone is using their testicles to have mobile conversations, do they really need to have a sperm count. What for??? I am flummoxed!!!