Thursday, March 22, 2007

Dog will be dogs!

I am almost certain that most dogs look at well groomed poodles and think they belong to some secret cult. Especially those poodles that have those strange hair-dos. Let’s face it, they look so bloody ugly. Don’t they remind you of a sausage with hair growing in strange places. The irony of it is, that the ones that own these strange dogs, call themselves animal lovers.

Hello! Animal lover?????

How would you like it if you were brought up by dogs, and they made you walk nude, shaved your head and re-designed your arm pit and pubic hair. Well, and then just tie a bow around your testicles. If you are female, mufflers around your nipples. Yeah, maybe a polka dotted scarf too. Now, what would other normal people who saw you, think of you. As a re-born philosopher? I am not sure about that.

It is actually quite disturbing when people treat their animals like that. They seem to forget their dogs are animals and not human. For some strange reason they believe their dogs must be treated like humans and do everything to make the poor animal feel a human. Does that not tell you that they seem to have confused their animals personality with theirs or vise vesa. Not just their personality, but they physical, social, sexual and instinctive needs.

I know this sounds crazy, And most of you who read this hate me for this. But, wake up! A dog needs to be a dog.

Why in heaven's name do you think your dog wants to be you? Before going that far, here is a question: Do YOU, really want to be you? If one can answer that, maybe things will be quite different.

Maybe your dog has a better lifestyle in terms of quality and purpose. If that be the case, and if you really love your animal, you should start behaving like a dog. Run like hell, eat with gusto, never hesitate to show love, and sleep with a smile and enjoy every moment as if it is the last. Believe you me, things will get better...and it will surely make your dog's life better...

I have to go get the right sneakers for my dog now!

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